Chaos Chronicles

1. While in PA, phoebe wanted a oinky ride (piggy back ride). She is too cute!1:33 PM Apr 30th from web

2. http://tinyurl.com/cmtq4a via @addthis1:32 PM Apr 30th from web

3. tidbits from today: Phoebe wants to do a makeover and Paul’s Axe body spray mixed with his gum, smells like Electric Youth Perfume.9:35 PM Apr 23rd from web

4. @SITSGirls Happy LATE Easter. I’m always late though lol.10:56 AM Apr 13th from web in reply to SITSGirls

5. BookSwim: Renting books and textbooks Netflix style! Check it out! $9.99 for the first month. http://tinyurl.com/cpv7j7 #spon10:55 AM Apr 13th from web

6. StarTrek in theaters 05.08.09 Get fandango tickets online before they’re sold out Silar on Heroes is Spock! http://tinyurl.com/ddstqo #spon10:08 AM Apr 13th from web

7. Just listed myself in the http://localtweeps.com local Twitter directory in ZIP 015613:02 PM Apr 9th from web

1. http://www.lightthenight.org.. (via @addthis) I can’t wait for this years walk!!12:25 PM Mar 30th from web

2. Phoebe just turned to look at me, holding up her pointer and middle fingers together and said: Mama, They’re friends!11:14 AM Mar 26th from web

3. ParentingPink.com cute girlie giveaway! http://parentingpink.com/bl…10:37 PM Mar 10th from web

4. @SITSGirls That’s because SITS is freakin’ awesome. infact, here’s another shout! GO TO SITS. Spring Fling is on NOW! www.thesitsgirls.com3:29 PM Mar 10th from web in reply to SITSGirls

5. I’m a Welcomista for a great little site, The Secret is in the Sauce. If you have a blog, YOU NEED SITS! They’re on Twitter @SITSGirls3:18 PM Mar 10th from web

6. Check out my 3 giveaways! http://www.lisaandben.com/b…1:14 AM Mar 10th from web

7. Girls are playing Barbies again..Leena: Hi, I’m a man (boy barbie) Phoebe: Ahh! (scream) Leena: It’s ok, I’m friendly.8:33 AM Mar 3rd from web

8. great giveaway @ http://thecococafe.blogspot… for an awersome ring sling for your baby, a friends baby, etc. GO SEE9:30 PM Mar 1st from web

9. Leena is a backseat driver!! “Mommy, you really should be doing the sweet lemen” Me:”The WHAT?!” It turns out she was saying speed limit 9:29 PM Mar 1st from web

10. The girls are playing barbies.. Leena: “Phoebe, say ‘You know my name, sucka’? Phoebe: “You know my name, sucka”?..The things kids learn!10:52 AM Mar 1st from web

1. I just added a network button on my blog http://www.lisaandben.com/b… “Chaos Chronicles” Come join the group!2:10 PM Feb 27th from web

2. The conversations of a 3 yr old: Ben: “Hi Girls!” Phoebe: “Hi Daddy” Then Ben picked her up and she said: “I want big boobs like mommy”.3:05 PM Feb 24th from web

3. You’d think Dora the Explorer was safe, but when your 3 year old jumps off your headboard screaming Super Jump Baby! You start to wonder..10:25 AM Feb 24th from web

4. Paul made it to round 3 of the spelling bee, along with less than half of the original number of students! Great Job Paul!11:49 PM Feb 23rd from web

5. Leena (baby) and Phoebe (Mom) are playing house. What I just heard: Leena:”Mooooooom!” Phoebe: “What?” Leena: “No, not you, the big mom”8:12 PM Feb 20th from web

6. Leena’s new saying is “You scared the toys right out of me!”. When asked where she got that, she replied: “One of my boyfriends”7:06 PM Feb 18th from web

7. Leena’s new saying is “You scared the toys right out of me!”. When asked where she got that, she replied: “One of my boyfriends”.7:06 PM Feb 18th from web

8. Me: “Phoebe, do you want to go to the store and get a new dress?” Phoebe: “Yeah, and then I can get my ears pierced!”.12:00 PM Feb 18th from web

9. There is an awesome giveaway for Mabel’s Labels on @aPsychMommy ‘s website. Go there! http://www.apsychmommy.com/11:59 AM Feb 18th from web

10. Leena overheard a conversation of Ben’s. Ben: “I want to hang out with friends, talk about ben and co…” Leena chimes in: Watch Paint Dry.12:05 AM Feb 16th from web

11. I found Phoebe asleep in front of her door with a dress and no diaper. When I asked where the diaper was, she smiled sleepily and shrugged.10:56 PM Feb 9th from web

12. Phoebe just told me she had to go to the bathroom and went all by herself for the first time!9:35 AM Feb 4th from web

13. Leena wrote her name for the first time tonight! Yay Leena!9:09 PM Feb 2nd from web

1. Leena is singing “Earwax is forgiven..Earwax is forgiven.. Earwax is forgiven… Hummina Hummina Hummina-na, Hummina Hummina Hummina-na”9:14 AM Jan 27th from web

2. Note to self: If you are 2, it’s not a good idea to hold a chapstick in one hand and a cheese stick in the other. It’s easy to get confused.11:18 AM Jan 21st from web

3. Went to Kids Yoga yesterday (www.yogaseedlings.com). The girls had tons of fun. Pics and video on the blog! www.lisaandben.com/blog9:55 AM Jan 21st from web

4. The girls were pretending and Leena “took” Phoebe’s “tail”. Phoebe started wailing and said, “Mommy, my tail gone!”. So I gave her another.9:58 AM Jan 17th from web

5. Me: “Leena Stop Jumping On My Bed.” Phoebe: “That Not Leena, That Prince Charms”2:28 PM Jan 15th from web

6. L: If I make Phoebe a GetWell card, will she feel better? Me:She would, but she’d still have a cold. L: How bout a super duper GetWell card?11:09 AM Jan 15th from web

7. @dooce Congrats on the pregnancy! Hope you have an easier time of it this time around.12:10 PM Jan 8th from web in reply to dooce

8. Phoebe is jumping off my headboard yelling “Watch out Mama! Princess is coming!”12:08 PM Jan 8th from web

9. I can hear Leena on the monitor singing to herself.. “I love to sing-a, about the moon-a and the june-a in the spring-a, I love to sing-a.”8:40 AM Jan 8th from web

10. Leena thought it would be great fun to come in and wake me up with her rooster sound making toy! Cockadoooooooodle doooooooooooooooooooooo9:47 AM Jan 7th from web

11. Thinking about the creation of an invitation to an awesome Adult Around the Town Scavenger Hunt/Pot Luck. Want an invite?11:20 PM Jan 5th from web

12. Chuck E Cheese with 6 kids?!? I must nuts12:56 PM Jan 3rd from txt

Leena is supposed to be asleep, but she is singing Ariel’s aria, from The Little Mermaid, in her bed. 8:53 PM Nov 10th

So, I hear a mini wretching sound and some coughing.. I go out to the hall to find the 2 yr old with a long hair on her tongue. I got it. 11:30 AM Nov 3rd

Me: Leena, It’s time to clean up. Leena: I can’t right now Mommy, I have to give my patient (Phoebe) ballet lessons 7:57 PM Oct 30th

I’m Hooked on Myspace’s Heroes App!!! 2:36 PM Oct 21st

Picked up a Snow White costume for Leena. She’s SO cute! Pics on my blog after Halloween! 2:34 PM Oct 21st

Leena: Mommy, I want to get Turtle food. (Me: Why?) Incase we got to the turtle beach, and the turtles are hungry, then we can feed them! 2:33 PM Oct 21st

Just submitted my pics for the Boobiethon! Go check all the anonymous boobies and donate to a good cause! www.boobiethon.com 12:56 AM Oct 5th

Watching the girls play house. Leena is “the dad” with ben’s workshirt on, and Phoebe is “the mom” with the shirt i wore last night. 12:45 PM Oct 2nd