Chaos Chronicles

1. At the local grocer, you see an elderly woman shoplift bacon. Do you tell the grocer? No. But I offer to pay for it for her.

2. Your century old church is an architectural treasure but the congregation is declining. Developers offer $20 million and a sanctuary in the office tower they want to build. Do you accept? No I try my hardest to get the building declaired a historical landmark or something.

3. A co-worker needs to leave early and asks you to punch her time card when you leave. Do you do it? If it’s ok with the boss sure! If it’s not then it depends on how early she is leaving.. if it’s 5 or 10 minutes I might do it.. but if it’s like 30 or an hour or more I wouldn’t.

1. The pregnancy has been confirmed, but you’re both single and in school. You’re not ready to become parents. Do you arrange an abortion?
NO WAY, and I can say this because it happend to me. I got pregnant with my 6 yr old at 17! I told me parents FINALLY about 4 weeks before he was born! and he was born 2 weeks early! He told his parents in a letter after my parents found out..(my mom made me take a prego test and give it to her.)

2. You’re playing badminton with a very competitive person. You discover s/he has a disability, a blind spot. Do you take advantage?
Yes just to mess with her. Then I’d stop unless she was being a jerk/sore loser about it.

3. In the middle of yo ur evaluation, your boss is called away. Your personnel file is left open. Do you glance at it?
OH YEAH! I’m too nosey like that.

1.You own a restaurant and serve fresh rolls with every meal. Often they’re returned to the kitchen seemingly untouched. Do you serve them again?
Ew, no way! You don’t know if they touched them or not! Or what happend to them! Nasty!
2.In a close fight for re-election, you learn that your rival recently had a nervous breakdown. Do you leak this to the media?
I might ask him/her about it during a debate, so he/she could defend him/herself. But I don’t think i’d just leak it to the public.

3.You have a clear view of an attractive neighbor who does yoga in the nude. Do you ask this person to draw the curtains?
Yes, because I have a 6 year old!

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1. You’re asked to give a eulogy for an uncle who was an S.O.B. Do you refuse?
No. I’d try to find the best in him. Even if it meant digging. There is always something nice you can say about someone!

2.  At a phone booth, you need the list of antique stores in the yellow pages. Do you rip it out?
Hmm.. I dont think so.. I usually have paper and pen handy.

3.  While your mate is out sailing, you enjoy the sudsy hot tub at the resort. A drop-dead sexy stranger caresses your foot and smiles charmingly. Do you go for it?
Um, No. I politely say I’m married, but I’d let him keep massaging if he really wanted to lol.

1. You plan to auction granny’s estate but are afraid valuable items will go for too little. Do you ask friends to bid up the prices?
No because they could get stuck with the highest price. I would sell them up on ebay with a reserve price.

2. In the middle of the night, the baby starts crying. Your mate asks if you’re awake. You’re exhausted and don’t want to get up. Do you pretend to be asleep?
No. I’d probably get the baby because I’d be breastfeeding..unless he wants to get the baby for me and bring him/her to out bed to nurse

3. Your child’s tricycle turns over too easily. You can’t return it. You’re having a garage sale. Do you sell it?
No way! I would feel bad that it might cause the pain or who knows, even death, of another child. I would call the company (not the store we bought it at) and as for any recalls on the item or if they have something to put on the trike to make it safer.

1. You’re feeling “under the weather.” If you phone in sick, a colleague will have to do twice the work. Do you go to work?
If I’m just feeling yucky, I’d go to work, but if I clearly can’t function, I wont go.

2. At a bookstore cafe, you’re reading a new hardcover book with no intention of buying it. You accidentally spill coffee on it. Do you buy the book?
I really don’t know what I’d do. I guess it depends on how badly I stain it. If it’s hardly noticeable, then I probably wouldn’t buy the book. But if it’s obvious, I’d buy it.

3. At a poker game, a drunken player is losing heavily to you. Do you try to get him to quit?
Yeah, but if he wont quit, I wouldn’t feel bad about taking his money! Of course, I MIGHT give it back to him if he begs the next morning.

1. You’re on city council. Police want to place surveillance cameras on the downtown streets to deter crime and save money. Do you vote for it?
Yes. Muggings and rapes could be prevented if they know you are watching!!!

2. You’ve sold your house. Before you move out the roof starts to leak. Do you have it fixed?
Well, if the roof starts leaking then it must be old. if it’s old, the buyer should know it needs replacing. I’d offer to pay 1/3 of it. If it’s not an old roof, I’d see if it had a warranty on it. If not, I’d probably pay 1/2.

3. You have an Internet friendship which is pretty friendly. Your jealous mate demands you end this friendship Do you?
Probably. I like to keep my husband happy. I don’t like him talking to other girls, so it would be only fair.

1. A patient calls late Friday to inquire about a test result. You’re only a lab technician and can’t tell the patient he’s healthy and needn’t worry all weekend. Do you break the rules?
Yes. But I would say something like “I’m not allowed to give out that information, but if I was, I’d tell you that you are fine. Since I’m not, you’ll have to call your dr. on Monday to hear that” lol

2. A good friend is a bouncer at a Mafia-owned club. He urgently needs a place to hide. Do you hide him?
Hmmm. Well I’d ask why and if it was related to the club (Mafia) then I’d have to say no to hiding him at my house, but I would give him a few ideas. I have a family ya know.

3. Your friendly hairdresser has the sniffles and unconsciously wipes his nose with his hand. You’re having a haircut. Do you say something?
Probably. Especially if it was just washed. I’d try to be very polite about it though.

1. An elderly friend is lonely. He talks in an endless monologue. Do you continue the friendship out of sympathy?
Yes. Because I know that when i get old and lonely I’ll want someone to be there for me.

2. On a cold spring day, you drive through a puddle and soak a pedestrian. Do you stop to make mends?
Yes. I would see if I can drop them off somewhere as well.

3. You think your “ex” is lower than a snake. Do you show your kids how you feel about their parent?
NO WAY. I can say that from experience because I am currently in that situation!

1. You’re late for a meeting but you path is blocked by an endless funeral procession. You see a gap. Do you dart through it?
No WAY! That is very disrespectful! That’s just plain being an a**.

2. The teacher asks if you wrote your son’s history essay. Your son claimed he did it but the teacher’s right. Do you admit it?
Well first of all, I’d never do my child’s homework.. IF by some chance I got con’d into doing it, then I would say no, my son did it. And then, when he got home, he would have to write his own essay to me that would have to be 500 words longer than the original and he would be grounded till he handed it in. We would then discuss his punishment based on how the paper was.

3. The only other occupants of the sauna are an attractive young couple giving each other a massage. They offer to include you. Do you accept?
Yeah sure! woohoo! lol I wouldn’t accept if it turned into a huge sexfest though… wait.. if it was before i was married.. no, no.. I couldn’t.. or could I ?!?